Behold The Viking Awesomeness!
(A hair metal ode to Leif Ericson)
With an awesome might,
And the sharpest mind,
He'll cast off to sea,
With honor and dignity
Spirit of adventure!
Clever at any season!
He wrestled a polar bear,
For no apparent reason
Well, he's a VIKING!!! (A Viking)
The Norwegian!! (He's awesome)
And a settler!!! (Of Vinland)
Behold his awesome might!!!
He is so bold!
In the tales of old
A man of many feats,
From the plate of amazingness he eats!
Determind to prove,
That he's real cool,
You'll no longer move,
If you make him look like a fool!
Yeah, he's a VIKING!!! (A Viking)
The Norwegian!! (He's awesome)
And a settler!!! (Of Vinland)
Behold his awesome might!!!
You can't defeat him,
You can't compete with him,
You can't appease him,
Beware of the VIKING!
(Awesome guitar solo)
Oh, he's a VIKING!!! (A Viking)
The Norwegian!! (He's awesome)
And a settler!!! (Of Vinland)
Behold his awesome might!!!
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VIKIIIINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!